We spent a mellow Fourth of July at my mom’s with Andy and the kids. Mike barbecued delicious steaks and we ended the day with a game of Scrabble. And I made a fruit flag. At least, that’s what I’m calling it.
And when we got home we watched the firework show they do every year at the high school from our balcony.
However, I’ll always remember the day for some of the things that the kids said…
“You’re whole Jewish, dad? You don’t even have a harmonica!”
“When women get their periods they put coupons up their butt.”
During a conversation about cloning, one of them said said, “Why do you want clone…it’s for guysssssssss.”
Points given for figuring out what they meant and extra points if you can guess which kid said what! 🙂